i dont get it. some girls will straight up lie to their friends and tell them their eyebrows are on point when they look like tadpoles i mean u should be complimenting mine because they look so good all the time

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

thranduart:

You offer it to me freely…..

thranduart:

You offer it to me freely…..

someactorkid:

riffraffit:

click the first letter of your first name please just trust me on this

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

what the fUCK

foxnewsofficial:

foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

why are people so angry about losing indie points from a rule i made up

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

don't be ridiculous. unless you're turning 29 you shouldn't have any aging worries.
Anonymous

take a joke

it is my birthday today

am i old

i can feel death eating my soul right now

I’m practically perfect in every way

I’m practically perfect in every way

part 1 of my mary poppins disneybound

part 1 of my mary poppins disneybound

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower